Oh goody, we had that day off!

So... I woke up Wednesday morning and saw a bird outside my window. Now, it wasn't a small bird, like one of those little annoying things, but, a bird. A blue jay to be exact. It was looking at me! Its little beady brown eyes were just... staring... It had a white tummy that faded into a deeper blue the closer it got to the wings... Its pointed beak was just...there... Its was orange and yellow all at the same time! It was creepy... just staring at me...

Wait, where was I? Oh yea! So, KJ wanted to go shopping....

It was suckish, cuz it was girl shopping. Me, Heather, KJ, and one of Heathers "total bff's~!" Ronnie. ...I was the only guy... It was fun at first, cuz I had the most money, and felt like a pimp [jk...?] but then... the girls started talking... and talking... and talking.... OMFG!

Oh it soooo did....
So, we got to the mall around 11, and we started at Zales...

So, the chicks were all looking at jewelry... and while they talked amongst themselves, all three of them kept looking back at me. Finally I said "Guys, I am not buying anything from here, and I'm fucking hungry, lets EAT!"

But did we go eat? No. We went to freak'n Wet Seal! Ugh.... ><# How could three girls take almost half an hour looking at belts and such?!

So, they said 'one more shop, then we eat, okay?!' ... I chose Underground Station just to piss them off... FAILED!. So much music! I didn't know KJ knew that much America music anyway!!!!!

....twenty nine minutes. Yes, twenty nine! I kept watch on my watch! ... fucking music.... So I grabbed Ronnie's hat, KJ's arm, and Heathers cell phone and ran to the damn food court!

... "Since you want to interrupt us so much, you pay for us, right?" ... I realized something... I hated Ronnie....

... Ronnie wanted a hot dog and ice cream from Dairy Queen... A burger and a chocolate shake for Heather from Sonic.... I got some chicken and beef from Panda Express and a few cookies from Mrs.Feilds... KJ... wanted to eat at Sbarro... She ate a five dollar foot long and split it half with me cuz Im a growing boy and was hungry as hell instead.... and she took two of my cookies... TT0TT

Lets see... about ten minutes in Spencers. Thirty three in Sears.... Twenty three in Perfumania... Nineteen in New York & Company... Thrity six in Macys... Seventeen in Boarders... sixteen in Bath and Body Works... AND A FULL HOUR AND SIXTEEN MINTUES IN HOT TOPIC! ... okay maybe that was slightly my fault though...

Who doesn't love Hot Topic though?! Seriosly...

Then... for dinner, I had to treat them all to Sbarro...

I started with almost $300.56 that morning.... yea... wanna guess how much I had left?

So close! I now have $19 ... Dude... never going shopping with anyone but Heather or KJ again... One at a time! ... I know I'll get my $300 back, cuz my grandparents in Russia love me.


...The bird? How did you not get how the bird was tied into that?! It's obvious!!!! *sigh* For the last time... The bird flew away from my window when I woke up and scared it away. As we went to the mall, the bird was above us, following us. In every store we went to, the bird followed outside the stores, unseen, peeking at KJ, Ronnie, and Heather as they tried on clothes! I finally caught it peeking on KJ, I ran outside after grabbing a doom juice from Hot Topic, ran outside, caught the damn bird, force-fed it Doom Juice. Its started spazzing out and danced into the street like a drunk England. It got run over by a fucking truck and the damn thing didnt die!!!! So I took my Hot Topic bag and put the bird in there. It suffocated and died in the bag, and I gave the bag and an extra can of Doom Juice to Ronnie since she made me pay for their food. Duh! How did you not get that?!

...What?